Director: Zack Snyder
Starring: Gerard Butler
This is not the place for subtlety.
This is not the place for non-gratuitous nudity.
This is not the place for nuanced characters or thematic depth.
This. Is. Spar-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
300, adapted from the graphic novel by Frank Miller, takes as its subject the Battle of Thermopylae, in which 300 Spartans led by Leonidas (Gerard Butler) made a stand against the massive Persian army of Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro). After quickly and efficiently establishing the story's primary conflict - Leonidas is denied the opportunity to take the entire army because the Euphors, having been paid off by the Persians and a corrupt Spartan politician, refuse to give their blessing for going to war - director Zack Snyder moves on to a series of action set pieces involving blood, abs, and scenery chewing (not always in that order).
From this point on, the film flows in and out of battle scenes: Xerxes unleashes his army at the Spartans, the Spartans push them back; Xerxes unleashes a different form of warrior at the Spartans, the Spartans push them back; and on and on. These sequences are broken up by scenes which take place back at Sparta, where Leonidas' wife, Gorgo (Lena Hedley), attempts to sway the Spartan Council to Leonidas' side before it's too late, as well as scenes in which the Spartan born hunchback Ephialtes (Andrew Tiernan) betrays the Spartans, who have rejected him because of his deformity, in order to align himself with Xerxes.
When 300 was released, there was a lot of talk about whether or not it was meant to be a commentary on the contemporary situation in Afghanistan and Iraq. While I can see how someone might use the elements of the film to make such an argument (though given that the Persians are depicted as culturally decadent and having the advantage of vast resources, not to mention being the invading group, while the Spartans are culturally conservative and wage a virtual guerrilla war from within their homeland, it seems like an inversion of the contemporary conflict, wherein West represents East and East represents West), I don't think that ultimately holds up. To be honest, I don't think Zack Snyder has ever sat down to think about something long enough to actually mean anything by what he puts in his films; I think he just composes images that he thinks will look cool and then calls it a day.
And 300 did look really cool when it played on the big screen. Four years later, however, it's already showing signs that it's going to age badly. For one thing, there's the whole fast motion-slow motion-fast motion thing that Snyder loves that just seems so played out now. For another, the color scheme, which is muted and drained, makes it look unattractively washed out. There are certain shots which make it seem like the film really longs to be in black and white rather than this pretense of color.
All that being said, 300 is a fairly entertaining film if you're in the right mood. It's terribly silly and definitely a style over substance affair, but it's not without its moments.