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Monday, May 2, 2011

Trailer Dissection: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Before we get started, I'd like to take a moment to encourage my fellow Canadians to go out and vote. Unless you'd vote for Stephen Harper, in which case don't let me tell you want to do.

The Department of We Can Still Wring Some Money Out of This presents: the latest soulfull mediation on the human condition from Hollywood's greatest auteur, aka...

The moon. Dark, isn't it?

When you mix in historical events, it's not just entertainment, it's resonant, too... right? I mean, who's to say the moon landing wasn't about alien robots? We're through the looking glass people!

Oh, how did this happen? I just... why, Frances? Why? This is now officially the most depressing trailer of 2011

The fragile accord between transformers and humans has been broken. In other words: robots iz mad, robots smash

Look, there's really only about five minutes of plot in the movie and since the trailer is two and a half minutes and we'd like to maintain some mystery, please enjoy a bunch of the same shit from the first two movies:

The guys who aren't Shia LeBeouf are sceptical. Maybe they miss Megan Fox.

In summation: Robots might take over the world. But, then again, maybe they won't? Yeah, they might not.


thevoid99 said...

I loathe Bay's movies and I'm not surprised that this upcoming film isn't just more of the same. It's going to be worse and oh, a model that just pouts and looks worried and so on. Is she a robot or that is how she is?

Norma Desmond said...

Maybe that's the twist - she's a Transformer!

VeryAware.com said...

The words “awful,” “atrocious,” and “abysmal” don’t come close to describing TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON.