Judging by the fact that film has now become notorious for having the lowest opening weekend take ever, I guess we may never know.
Seriously. If you saw one of these things coming at you, wouldn't your first instinct be to bear mace it?
Look, I realize that times change and The Last Picture Show was a long time ago and you're kind of crazy but... I mean, come on.
There's a lot going on in this picture. Several things make sense individually, but not in combination with any of the other things in the picture.
I'm genuinely curious. What is that thing?